Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Summer Of George

Well, I have a work contract that starts on the 1st of May. So, I am declaring my 'summer of George' hopefully I'll be able to:
  1. Reading a book, from beginning to end and in that order.
  2. Play frolf. At least once.
  3. Watch a television programming, like The White Shadow and the Tony Awards.
  4. At least in the first couple days, I'll intended to relax or, de-compress.
  5. Purchase a new recliner with a refrigerator in it, stocked with soda.
  6. Mid-morning naps.
  7. Insignificant telephone conversations.
  8. Banging my head on tables
  9. Grow a mustache.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Vile Weed!!!

I fucking hate the people peddling YFS votes. Like Newman hates Broccoli.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Forgotten Blog

Another forced Seinfeld relation here goes:

Kramer: Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you.
Jerry: Thanks, that's very sweet, but that's not a chicken.
Kramer: Of course it is. I picked it out myself.
Jerry: Well, you picked a rooster.
Kramer: Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.


So today, a nameless classmate suggested that I (Little Jerry) be featured in a little piece of her website, down in the bottom corner (like a chicken). Instead I suggested that I represent the cursor (Rooster).

I hope I don't have poor egg production.